Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!

the worse information I've ever learned from Lemmy is that if you are into 'sounding' (putting stuff in your dick hole) your pissing is AUDIBLY different and people can tell

If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you're good to go.

Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don't have access to a hospital.

After a taste test I've concluded that my pee is strong enough.

That tile grout ain't gonna clean itself.

Photoshop in a piss stream exploding through his pants.

Fuck, now i can't get up🫢

I did that, now I don't need a powerwasher.

Since i've tried this. My pee can't get stronger or i will break walls.

I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?

Ya sure. I would snap.

Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.

!pissposting@lemmy.world