What the fuck did I just read (also, finally a platform where I can swear and I'm not banned if I don't play by US puritan rules)

"Unfortunately due to a law that dates back to medieval times, the only legal way to fire these employees now would be to kill them...."

If they were actually fucking with FMLA in Colorado, they are not going to have a good time. Plus, that would just be stupid since the state pays it and it should be a no-brainer for employers to just let the employee take some time.

The whole seppuku thing sounds very Colorado tech culture, so I dunno what the deal is with that.

Huh... I should start adding seppuku clauses

The board made a huge mistake.

If they were to mandate employees to commit sudoku I'd gladly join.