Anime woman screaming at a phone. The caption reads: “me screaming at my electronics,” and then “oh no! I hope no spy ever seduces me for my state secrets because I would spill all of my sensitive state secrets to them!”

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[–] 19 points 2 days ago

Oops, I dropped my monster state secrets that I use for my magnum treason!

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  • [–] 40 points 2 days ago (8 children)

    State secrets you say? I’m a twenty something super hot Asian model into state secrets and BDSM, want to visit my black site err.. Dungeon?

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  • [–] 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    That just means waterboarding is on the table 🥵🥵🥵

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Well yea, the table is the board part. We don’t actual use a board, we have this cool stainless steel custom job that tilts an…. Err forget I said any of that

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    The sad part of that who story is the WarThunder players do the same thing... All the time... For free...

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago*

    Bear in mind, a high proportion of ActivityPub users are in fact the architects and administrators of the systems that nations and supranational corporations depend on.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I am a sub, I'll give you all my secrets in exchange for head pats.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    I’ve heard of this band. “Me screaming at my electronics” goes hard.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 days ago

    Low ranking clerk with VIP proximity seeks honeypot hottie for sexy times and infodump.

    Expect gold rush soon after third-quarter layoffs.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago*

    hey its me ur definitely not spy big tiddy asia waifu

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago

    I'll sell them for a really high price, like $350 or something

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