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[–] 32 points 1 day ago (12 children)
  • [–] 59 points 1 day ago (9 children)

    Dumpy late-middle aged CEO of Nvidia thought his leather jacket was cool enough to land a 10/10 in her twenties. Turns out, Chinese spy.

    I assume his (soon to be ex-) wife will own a pretty big chunk of the “AI” economy.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)
    1. She isn't a confirmed Chinese State Actor Spy. For example with the money involved she could be an industrial honey pot spy, or a financial scammer that is going after a big whale with money backing her.
    2. He is worth over 220 Billion US. He could afford to make you or I his sexual plaything if he really wanted to. After a certain price they don't see age or funny, its just success and money.
    3. When Jeff Bezos cheated on his wife and separated, she got the financial equivalent of 1/2 of everything. He made that back in a matter of months... like single digit months. However, unlike Jeff Bezos who built Amazon from the ground up and owns most of the company, Jensen Huang was hired on as NVidia's CEO, so it is very unlikely that she will end up owning a big chunk of the "AI Economy"
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  • [–] 11 points 22 hours ago
    1. Oh geez sorry, let’s ask the Chinese spy agency to see if they’ll confirm she was a spy for them
    2. It’s obvious that she went after him, not the other way around, and the way you see the world is honestly one of the saddest things I’ve read in a reply on this platform
    3. The concentration of false and misleading statements in what you said here is astronomical
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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

    Funniest summery of any scandal I gave ever read. Have a gold star.⭐️ Have a couple:

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    I will never understand the hubris and stupidity of middle aged men.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    I feel so bad for her, they've been together since college :(

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  • [–] 7 points 5 hours ago (1 child)

    I definitely agree, really bad for the family. It would be even worse if their children were little. Jensen however seems to be an asshole who can be easily seduced to give away trade secrets. He will made be fun of for a long time.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 day ago

    Funny how the economy looks stable yet no one I know has a stable life

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    OK, when I heard that the potential Chinese Spy(she could have been an industrial spy for example) was now an affair that Jensen admitted to, I literally imagined this XKCD cartoon but the little piece was his dick and the top read "The Entire Global AI Circular Economy" but then that didn't really fit the story so I didn't edit it... this is much better but I still think it should say something about the circular economy NVidia made.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 minutes ago

    Her name is Lori Huang, née Mills.

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  • [–] 1 point 28 minutes ago

    That lil brick should have been Huangs dangling bit.

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