https://www.patreon.com/oglaf/posts/meat-26527453
I don't know if you buy a lot of fake vegan meats, but they're all mimicking actual meat-
Fake vegan chicken, Fake vegan pork....
Given that it's all pretend anyway, why not simulate more exotic flesh?
We've prepared these rebranding suggestions, just in case you run a vegan meat company.
I would legit buy something with this branding.
One of each please, with a side of steamed parsnips.
I could legit see a future where once we figure out scalable lab grown meat, we unlock access to all the endangered and exotic meats as well. Guilt-free giraffe meat might be delicious!
Is the Mermaid Meat free-roam, ethically sourced?
This feels like a product you'd find at OmegaMart.
Eating it makes your neck grow longer.
Who is the artist? Looks like the guy who does Oglaf? He's vegan so that would check out.
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