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[–] 42 points 1 day ago (1 child)

When the burrito is over stuff you have to squeeze some of its contents out a bit to make it more flacid

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    [–] 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    This feels like something a person should keep to themselves

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Had to google what the fuck is a gogurt. But I agree, that's horrible. I'd make a joke about making bigger, full circumference bites like a man, but this community scares me a little so I'll refrain.

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    Sometimes you gotta, there is this Mexican joint I love that fills the fuck out of their burritos and if you don’t go-gurt it a little bit then it all explodes out of the bottom. Chicken, cheese, and rice is still good without the tortilla, don’t see how that’s gross.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    A little bit of gogurting for continued structural integrity is fine, but if you gogurt the burrito completely flat after one bite from the top... well thats a different story.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    Brandon Pierre is weak and his bloodline will not survive the coming winter.

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  • [–] [S] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Throating a glizzy is not enough these days, now I want a man who can throat a whole burrito

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  • [–] 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

    As one who eats at keyboard, gogurting a burrito is how you keep it clean and the innards from getting everywhere and fouling up your workstation.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    There should be a law against doing this public.

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  • [–] 2 points 13 hours ago

    I saw someone eat a pizza like that

    Rolled it up and went to town

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    Never thought a tweet could make me physically sick to my stomach, but here we are

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