“I didn’t ask how big the room was. I said I cast fireball.”

Again, I said "I'm buying a shot of fireball" not "I shoot fireball"

Damn avian intelligence voice activated wand

"But it was a Kobold night club!"

"Oh, so this was a hate crime?"

what about my freedom of speech? do ancient incantations not count all of a sudden?

Did that shit in my first DnD campaign. hunting some Vampire Lord that enslaved a whole town. When finaly reaching the huge hall underground with the Vampire standing at one end and out group on the other it was clear what to do. Use the slightly-over-my-level fireball scroll (i think it was a scroll) and grill the Vampire! Our DM of course asked "you sure?", and hell yes it was.

I should asked before doing that if the poor townspeople are in the hall as well ....

Trust me buddy, if I had been casting fireball like a maniac, there'd be no nightclub left. I took levels in 2 Core Classes and 3 different Prestige Classes so I could make it do Force damage. I don't cast Fireball. I cast Thermobaric Bombs.

Poster makes a meme about Mage, a decidedly non-dnd game. Replies are all DND anyway. The RPG hobby, everyone.

Anyway, my current game has a similar problem. Blowing up a data center with a car bomb, killing a dozen construction workers and cops: sleep.

Letting a video of the PCs shrugging off multiple close range gunshots go online: real shit

"But like, also fuck your reality deviant beliefs."

Technically, I'm in 101 because I got caught casting fireball "in a crowded nightclub". ☝🏼

Good thing a jury of my fellow murder-hobos will see the facts of the case and weigh the loot and alignment of said crowd accordingly.

Fireball. Solves it all.

Hey, I was just casting silent imagine. It's not my fault people there couldn't handle a little wild magic

Sorry, but I'm not answering questions for some guy wearing blackface.

Relationship with the people of Crans-Montana has tanked.