Why do turkeys always go gobble, gobble, gobble? : dadjokes@lemmy.world

submitted 3 days ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Because they never learned table maners!

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Fowl behavior.

[–] lath@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

And when you confront them about it, they flip you the bird!

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

How do you really stuff a turkey?

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Feed it a duck and a chicken.

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