But cats are cheaper than RAM, and they will love you more than RAM ever could.

No no no, cats are a lot more valuable than RAM!

Ram Altman should be known as Cat Altman - he really should build giant cat paradises instead of datacenters.

Purrs > dystopian surveillance and manipulation screen

Enough cats could run around on cat wheels and generate more energy to offset costs of running a RAM farm.

One cat for ram is an amazing value. Do you have any idea how many cats I could get if I sold my ram? Like, so many

You can sell your pets? I always just figured they were worthless to everyone else but yourself, unless they were some prize breed or special in some way.

Hey, if it means one less data center...

My advice: Mail your cat directly to Ram Falseman begging for him to send some RAM back.