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[–] 27 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (11 children)

My old laptop took a shit, so I ended up getting a Chromebook because that's all I could afford. God dammit I fucking hate Google. This bloated piece of shit is slower than anything I've owned in the last 15 years. It can't handle Facefuck and YouSlop being open at the same time.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

    You can always install a new OS and never use chrome, should help a bit

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    It's just Gentoo on the most boring profile https://www.chromium.org/chromium-os/developer-library/guides/device/install-software-on-base-images/ (not on "Googlebook"/"Aluminium" OS, that's Android)

    Try running emerge firefox-bin, then firefox, go to extensions, get UBlock Origin and Decentraleyes, then see if Facefuck is any faster. Speaking of, why are you still on Facefuck? You are like the 1 human remaining there. Get off and it will be 0 for once.

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    "Project Nimbus and Israel joined the chat"

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  • [–] 5 points 9 hours ago

    Using the RAM is far better than it sitting unused

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  • [–] 2 points 2 hours ago* (1 child)

    Not anymore, my porn is in the cache

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  • [+] -6 points 10 hours ago (11 children)

    People are still making fun of Sam Altman???

    (lol)

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  • [–] 29 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

    I mean, why wouldn't you?

    The man's simultaneously a joke and one of the few people colluding to (whether intentionally or not) crash the world economy once the AI bubble inevitably bursts.

    I'd almost go so far as to say it's your DUTY to ridicule him at every opportunity!

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  • [–] 15 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

    That Jensen Huang guy is putting up a pretty good fight this week though.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 hours ago (1 child)

    Yeah. I bet that his stupid leather jacket is a deliberate ploy to make him too easy a target for good ridicule:

    You can't NOT include it, but at the same time, ridiculing an old man for constantly peacocking with a ridiculously incongruous leather jacket is such low hanging fruit that it automatically lowers the quality of your joke.

    Sorta like if Chuck Schumer suddenly started wearing a red clown nose in all public appearances.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

    People who use chrome should be equally made fun of.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 child)

    Required for work. It’s the new IE6. That shit stays on my corporate laptop though, never anywhere close to anything that I own.

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