We all know how this is going to end, we investigated ourselves and found nothing wrong. And if they find something wrong, they'll either "fix" it or omit it from the public report.

Remember when they used to just make video cards?

Not having a poly relationship with the spy and your wife SMDH.

It really is convenient for the spy that Jensen has a tendency to shout out confidential company secrets at climax

I think this has to do with the blue wave in America. As someone said here on lemmy, Jensen doesn't need any encouragement to sell his chips to china. He'd even sell his grandmother if he thought that would get him a good RoI.

This is a countermeasure strategy being cooked up by Nvidia. Probably has been in the works for a bit as insurance.

Poor Jensen, if it weren't for the evil chinese honeypussy he never would've sold his higly valuable higly in-demand chips to China! The billions and billions he earned and the kneecapping to the emerging chip competitors in china were just byblows of the blowjobs!

From Shanghai with love.

If his wife divorces and gets half his shares, she could potentially sell off ~1.5% of the company.