What an insane world.
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The fuck were they even trying to say in Spanish? Perro policía? But what the hell were they going for with La madera??
Just a guess, but I don’t think what they said was in good faith. Sounds like a failed attempt for mock the language
I honestly think if the guy they were looking for was Asian they would have said "ching chong police wonton eggroll"
Pedo kind of makes sense to me. The Spanish double r is an alveolar trill, which is very similar to the alveolar tap, which is expressed in English as the letter d between vowels (like in "butter"). Therefore rr=d I guess. But I have zero idea about madera. In Spain madero is a pejoritive for police, but I have no idea why the cops themselves would use it, and I'd have a hard time believing google translate spit that out before literally any other word
In spanish - castilian slang "maderos" are "policías", perhaps from there?
But what the hell were they going for with La madera??
La migra?
And what gringo has never called their precious perro a pedo?
Attack dogs are one thing on a very long list of things we need to abolish...
It's debatable if we even need "sniffing" dogs, but if we do they need to be fucking bloodhounds and not German Shepherds.
The cops need the dogs as probable cause generators.
need
Want
And I'm saying we should stop letting them have them
justice department wants them as well. They need all the help they can get filling their private prisons.
Now that you mention it I'm surprised ICE doesn't use them. I'm sure they'd love it. "There's a tanned person over there! Get!"
Dogs require handlers to grow up with the dog, and ICE thugs are too incompetent for things like “training” and “staying employed for more than a year”.
The cops need the dogs as probable cause generators.
I moved to a border area in 2018. The first time I went through a CBP checkpoint I watched the agent tap the side of my campervan; when the dog "alerted" (looked where he tapped) they pulled me out of line for an inspection. Totes legit.
They put me on the bench where the handcuffs were hanging. It took ~45mins to toss the camper interior.
Since then I've been through checkpoints countless times with no pullouts or dog "alerts". IMO the most likely explanation is they wanted an excuse to inspect the camper at first contact.
Sniffing dogs are useful for more than just drugs/explosives, they can be used to help find lost/missing/kidnapped people and find buried bodies.
Bees are better and more ethical than dogs.
https://worldbeeproject.org/2023/06/08/training-bees-to-detect-bombs/
You can train them to search for any smell.
But nonorganic methods to "smell" exist too
Well thats pretty cool, but also a far way off from tracking something.
You train a bee to smell a person who was lost on a mountain and they'll be like oh ya, they were here, this spot is great give me my sugar, instead of tracking them and leading you 20km away.
Crazy how you both learned about something and became an expert at it at the same time...
So I'm just gonna block you now, because you're going to keep making assumptions and thinking they're correct until someone explains it. And then just repeating the process.
Any exchange with you would just be pointless.
lol okay dude. The article didn't make any mention of being able to have them follow something, just find something. Sniffing dogs need to follow something. (edit: and they are trained to follow it as they keep finding it while also being led on by the handlers as needed)
That's why you have to appoint a head bee guy
In most tests, coin flips outperform dogs for both drugs and explosives.
No fucking way, stop making shit up.
"less than courts assume" is a COMPLETELY different thing. Ffs.
Did you read the stats in the article?
You DO NOT cross train the dogs...where I can't see problems that a cadaver dog would cause, cross training a bomb and drug dog is a disaster waiting to happen
Those are called cadaver dogs and like you said very useful for finding people needed to be found.
In all fairness, I don't speak Spanish, but the other comments here are breaking it down pretty clearly, that the officers spoke some really piss poor Spanish.
As far as police dogs, different dogs and even different dog breeds are trained exclusively for specific tasks...
- Violent Perpetrator Pursuit (Often German Shepard)
- On The Run Perpetrator (Often Bloodhound)
- Missing Person or Corpse Sniffing (Also Often Bloodhound)
- Drug Sniffing Dogs
- Bomb Sniffing Dogs
I'm no full expert on this, but I do know for a fact that they train different police dogs for specific tasks, and often (but not always) train specific exact breeds for specific tasks.
Still, dog in Spanish is perro, not that other word they said...
Along with any motherfucker that thinks its an acceptable form of street retribution
Dogs are fantastic for the police, and if you're a criminal, they're much better than getting shot.
Nonsensical, your request for abolishment is REJECTED.
200 000$ - 100 000$ in medical fees for a dog bite. Not bad I might go to the US for easy cash like that. Si si pedo la madera
I've seen the results from dog bites. That 200,000 might not be enough to make up for your lost function/enjoyment-of-life. The damage can be pretty nasty.
Yeah if it bites through the tendons, you're going to need all of that money in America.
You guys seem to be forgetting that the mauling was the American police version of a nonviolent interaction.
It's Auora and should probably be considered another country in-itself. It was disowned by Denver and the rest of Colorado years ago.
Regardless, it has a really shitty history of police behavior and this was likely fairly low on the scale of what Aurora would consider violent behavior.
Aurora's only function is to catch the off-gassing from Commerce City so it kinda puts the "fart police" in better context. It's also probably why the police there are also a little "special".
I don't think I'll be staying in US after that just stop the bleeding then back to europe and go get free treatment in a French hospital and paid leave and I can enjoy a lot of glasses of wine at the café at the Harbour.
It's the US though the treatment costs for papercut probably would bankrupt you.
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