The officers also tried to warn residents that a police dog named Loki was present, but their attempts to do so in Spanish were nonsensical, according to court records.

“Pedo policía pedo la madera,” officers repeatedly said, which a translator later found meant, “Fart police, fart the wood.”

Eventually, the officers entered the home and arrested the man they were looking for. After that man’s arrest, the officers entered the bedroom where Guerrero-Salmeron was and commanded the police dog to bite the man. The dog bit Guerrero-Salmeron, who was unarmed, on the arm for about 15 seconds as he held up his tourist visa and ID.

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[–] 115 points 2 days ago (33 children)

Attack dogs are one thing on a very long list of things we need to abolish...

It's debatable if we even need "sniffing" dogs, but if we do they need to be fucking bloodhounds and not German Shepherds.

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  • [–] 82 points 2 days ago (7 children)

    The cops need the dogs as probable cause generators.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    justice department wants them as well. They need all the help they can get filling their private prisons.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Now that you mention it I'm surprised ICE doesn't use them. I'm sure they'd love it. "There's a tanned person over there! Get!"

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    The cops need the dogs as probable cause generators.

    I moved to a border area in 2018. The first time I went through a CBP checkpoint I watched the agent tap the side of my campervan; when the dog "alerted" (looked where he tapped) they pulled me out of line for an inspection. Totes legit.

    They put me on the bench where the handcuffs were hanging. It took ~45mins to toss the camper interior.

    Since then I've been through checkpoints countless times with no pullouts or dog "alerts". IMO the most likely explanation is they wanted an excuse to inspect the camper at first contact.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 days ago* (20 children)

    Sniffing dogs are useful for more than just drugs/explosives, they can be used to help find lost/missing/kidnapped people and find buried bodies.

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  • [–] 12 points 2 days ago* (8 children)

    Bees are better and more ethical than dogs.

    https://worldbeeproject.org/2023/06/08/training-bees-to-detect-bombs/

    You can train them to search for any smell.

    But nonorganic methods to "smell" exist too

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago* (4 children)

    Well thats pretty cool, but also a far way off from tracking something.

    You train a bee to smell a person who was lost on a mountain and they'll be like oh ya, they were here, this spot is great give me my sugar, instead of tracking them and leading you 20km away.

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  • [+] -8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    Crazy how you both learned about something and became an expert at it at the same time...

    So I'm just gonna block you now, because you're going to keep making assumptions and thinking they're correct until someone explains it. And then just repeating the process.

    Any exchange with you would just be pointless.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    lol okay dude. The article didn't make any mention of being able to have them follow something, just find something. Sniffing dogs need to follow something. (edit: and they are trained to follow it as they keep finding it while also being led on by the handlers as needed)

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    In most tests, coin flips outperform dogs for both drugs and explosives.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago (5 children)

    No fucking way, stop making shit up.

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  • [–] 0 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

    "less than courts assume" is a COMPLETELY different thing. Ffs.

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  • [–] 1 point 19 hours ago (2 children)

    Did you read the stats in the article?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago* (1 child)

    In all fairness, I don't speak Spanish, but the other comments here are breaking it down pretty clearly, that the officers spoke some really piss poor Spanish.

    As far as police dogs, different dogs and even different dog breeds are trained exclusively for specific tasks...

    • Violent Perpetrator Pursuit (Often German Shepard)
    • On The Run Perpetrator (Often Bloodhound)
    • Missing Person or Corpse Sniffing (Also Often Bloodhound)
    • Drug Sniffing Dogs
    • Bomb Sniffing Dogs

    I'm no full expert on this, but I do know for a fact that they train different police dogs for specific tasks, and often (but not always) train specific exact breeds for specific tasks.

    Still, dog in Spanish is perro, not that other word they said...

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