I can't see shit without my glasses. The person in the mirror getting their haircut is just a flesh colored blob.

When they finish up and I put my glasses back on, it's a surprise every time.

Just walk away. That's how mohawks were born.

I started doing my own haircuts during the pandemic and I’ve probably saved thousands of bucks since then. And even then, I still don’t speak up until afterwards. You know when you’re halfway through it and you can see it’s not looking good but you power through it anyway because then you’ll end up with an even worse mess if you stop midway.

I just start making the same noises I make at the dentist when something isn’t right. There’s nothing in my mouth at the barber but the sounds are important. Words? No thank you.

They know better than me anyway. That’s why I hired them instead of doing it myself.

I used to go to a hair cut every 3ish months. The last 3 hair cuts I got went along like Them: what do you want? Me: 3 on the top, 7 on the side* Them: What? Me: Sure

Its been 2 years since my last hair cut.(*I may have forgot the numbers by now) Tell my friends and family I'm trying something new. I'm just too lazy/annoyed to go back in the chair and just smile and wave...

Don't speak up, just nod. They love that.

I have been gathering strength for about 6 months now to tell my barber to go a bit easier on my ears when he’s folding them back to trim hair behind. I may speak up one day.

https://youtu.be/zMaYMPlWzmg

I learned to cut my own hair during the COVID lockdowns. Been doing it ever since.

Never make your hairdresser mad.