Meanwhile in windows;

"I found you some some bing searches, a sponserned appstore recommendation, 3 news-slop articles, ane the weather for Reading, Berkshire. Are you happy?"

That's why you need an instant indexed search tool like Everything.

(I know this is a joke thread, I just love this tool so much - I have 5 million files on one computer and to have it instantly search filenames taking next to zero resources, as a totally free offline tool, from a time before subscriptions and bloat, warms my cold heart and I want to share that feeling.)

I don't think any of you making this comment have worked in a small office before. For most, the closest thing resembling IT is when there's a problem Becky calls her grandson.

Probably after a "recent" update. searching network locations used to work fine if the target machine had indexed it, but ms updated to a new search and I could never fix it after that.

Or from management's perspective "goddamn it more time wasted removing these googly eyes!"

I once was a googly-eye-bomber at work, and the store manager called the district manager about it and we had a store-wide meeting to try and figure out who was doing it. Kept going on about wasting company time and (hilariously) "wage theft"

Everyone except the managers loved the googly eyes on things and thought it was hilarious when large ones went up on a poster covering the back wall. Usually it was just mannequins or equipment that vaguely looked like faces

Nod nod, that could work. Much easier than to visualise the space-time curvature around it.