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[–] 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Found out I was getting fired so I got a bag of 1000 peel and stick googly eyes and put them in places they’re still finding them. 10 years ago

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    "Fire me and I'll make your lives way better, ASSHOLES!"

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  • Or from management's perspective "goddamn it more time wasted removing these googly eyes!"

    I once was a googly-eye-bomber at work, and the store manager called the district manager about it and we had a store-wide meeting to try and figure out who was doing it. Kept going on about wasting company time and (hilariously) "wage theft"

    Everyone except the managers loved the googly eyes on things and thought it was hilarious when large ones went up on a poster covering the back wall. Usually it was just mannequins or equipment that vaguely looked like faces

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