Some bad takes in these comments. If someone doesn't want spoiled, don't spoil it. Doesn't matter how old it is. It's basic kindness.

No one on Earth has read every older story and watched every older movie and TV series.

Spoilers doesn't apply if the story is older than civilizations.

I like to keep the best for last. Which tends to be a bad idea..

False, even the eldest among us have had at best a century

I'm now gonna go on a wild tangent about everything wrong with Nolan's shit film:

The book starts with a summary of the whole story

That’s like people who were getting pissed when Titanic came out and others were commenting that the ship sinks.

TBF, the movie wasn't an exact take and there were parts of the story I had forgotten, so no, I didn't want to hear about it.

My rhapsodoi spoiled it in iambic pentameter

In all fairness nolans does end differently.

Love the comments taking this seriously like, “Erm, ahktually not everyone has read the book.”

It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.

You mean you could have heard someone tell it for 3000 years, since even after it was written down, it was very hard to get a copy for like 2000 years.