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It's a long time (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] 5 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

The distilled commandments of God:

  1. Don't be a dick.
  2. Fuck off.
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  • [–] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

    Not enough "I'll fucking kill you if you even LOOK at another god. Matter of fact, go ahead and cut off part of your dick to prove you love me."

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  • [–] 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

    That's the fine print.

    1. And suffer and die.
    2. Asshole.
    3. AND NO FUNNY BUSINESS EITHER!

    It's very funny to me how the world is still to a significant degree governed by bronze age Mesopotamian superstitions.

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