Patriots. I hope their op sec is strong.

Not smart filming themselves. Before and after pics would've sufficed. Now they are one step closer to getting RICOd.

Don't cover the windshield. They need to come out in the morning, running behind, and stop to think if they can drive to work with the tagging or stay home because they know they're making the wrong choices in life. That critical analysis in their head should hit hard.

I'm noticing a startling lack of swastikas and SS tagged on those vehicles

Got to empty a can or two of expanding foam in the engine compartment, tailpipe, and cab of the truck.

Did they get the tires too? I couldn't tell.

I'm wondering: does that purple paint not come off if they just use the wiper fluid and wipers?

Free folk, behold the humble rattle can: For her rattle sings a bell of liberty.

Tyrants, beware the humble rattle can: For her hiss lays bare the sins of thee.

How tough are tires? Can you poke a regular craftsman's knife through with one hand? kick it in?

… though 4 drywall screws stuck below the 4 wheels would have provided much more plausible deniability with quite similar results.

Valve cores are easily removable and don't cause permanent damage... but removing all the valve cores is extremely inconvenient