No worries, the next terrible boxy Elon dystopian child dream car is coming on the heels of the cybertruck: Elon looked at the sleek Roadster and said "You know what this needs to become? A two-seat sports Cybertruck".

Sure to become Tesla's next flop.

No more pedestrian bisectors? Great! They never should have been approved for roads to begin with.

Not to mention, the slew of the thin-skinned leopard food whinging that other drivers are constantly flipping them off wherever they drive. 🤣🖕🏼

FWIW, I mildly enjoy doing so. It gives me a little ray of joy each time I do my part in conveying the majority opinion they done fucked up (and yet, they choose to continue, unapologetic and "victimized". No pity here.)

Side note: wouldn't said "vehicle" be totaled out if heinously, immorally, criminally vandalized? I mean, their premiums'd go up, but what a small price to pay to once again be able to hide your natural asshattery from endless (justified) public criticism.