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[–] 18 points 1 day ago*

First off, it's hilarious that this is a Wikipedia page. Second off, they knew lol:

'Just the tip' 😂

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    with a single ejaculation estimated to be about 35 US pints (17 L; 29 imp pt)

    The Holy mother of all splooshes.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    "Now that's what I'm talking about", said OP's mom.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    It's been said that life in the ocean is a stiff proposition.

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  • Lmfao TIL there’s a whole-ass wiki article on blue whale penises 😂

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Lmao getting some real whiplash scrolling thru my feed this evening...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    Also the Icelandic Phallological Museum. I know my next holiday destination lol

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  • [–] 1 point 19 hours ago

    An OF model somewhere just said: "Challenge Accepted!"

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    [–] -3 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I hope the rest of high school is fun, enjoy the ban list

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