Think about it - a popular dinosaur like T rex was around in the late Cretaceous period. In 1960, that was 66,000,000 years ago. In 2026 that's 66,000,066 years ago...Too much time has passed and people have moved on.

Oh, fossils? They're just old news.

Cause dino nuggets became unaffordable

Because everyone knows by now that the world is only 600 years old, dinosaurs and birds are government controlled drones, moon landing was fake, obviously, and the ice wall is off limits.

Anymore questions? Geez

To be honesty they aren't fun at parties.

People are idiots, NEXT