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[–] 12 points 2 days ago (1 child)

"Please won't you sit on my couch?"

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    "Did you ever say Thank you?" to the new Congress probably

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    With a hot mic wet fart.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    With open arm-chairs.

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  • Does “Congress” is his new cell mate ? In that case pants down, praying Jesus

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