Is the couch ok?

Chunks of shit everywhere? I hope.

Damn metaphors getting me excited.

Big if true

It's this like when Alex Jones popped like a balloon?

We could be so lucky, but the current regime'd hand cleanup to a relative, so 🤷🏼‍♂️🤢

I just hope the couch is microfiber and easily cleaned.

I was really hoping this was true.

Fundamentally.