At least I love my cat.

The major problem — one of the major problems, for there are several — one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. 

To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. 

To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. - Douglas Adams

Maybe, but at least I can immediately throw out the piece of shit from my cat.

Obligatory Ronnie adaptation: Everybody want to live in a democracy, nobody wants to lift no heavy ass ballots

I can’t wait until midterms are over and it’s two more years until the next flood of ‘both parties are the same y’all’ posts.

These are getting tiring.

New York Mayor Ed Koch had the perfect line.

"If you agree with me 51% of the time, vote for me. If you agree with me 100% of the time, see a psychiatrist."

No politician [or friend or boss or lover] is going to be ideal. You can accept reality and move on.

Ideally you take out both pieces of shit but if you can only choose one you get rid of the biggest, stinking, nastiest piece of shit.

This is about the US midterms.

One of these is a daily thing. The other is every four years.

yeah buddy

lightweight