Brian Keith - Emphysema and lung cancer. Claire Lee Chennault - Lung cancer.

Two of five is actually better than I expected but 40% is still kinda crazy.

Say what you will about tobacco, but advertising used to be a whole lot classier. Admirals and Pulitzer prize winners plugging? These days you'd have some botoxed influencer twerking or something.

Well it's your own damn fault you're so damn fat
It's just like when your grandpappy's lungs turned black
That was his fault too
The doctors told him what to do
He smoked Camels, guess he bought the wrong pack