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This may sound dumb, but do movies really make their own popcorn buckets?
I've been thinking it's a Photoshop type thing, but somehow this shit post is making me rethink that.
How long have they been doing this? Are they plastic? Do people collect them, or is it just deluxe garbage?
The Mummy is a masterpiece, why do you have to make this weird man?
Inside bucket, lights dimmed:
Two figures move in the darkness, getting closer whilst unaware of the meeting fated to take place away from the masses.
They approach... unheard, leaving no sound or evidence.
From beyond, a voice echoes:
"Now kiss!"
Let us say I suggest you may be human. Steady! I warn you not to try jerking away.
There’s no good reason this couldn’t have been The Prophet’s burned eyeholes.
"The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience."
MWM Bi-holeud. (Man, Worm, Man)
Gonna seize the opportunity to brag a little here, cause I actually had the chance to meet Denis Villeneuve 2 weeks ago. Nicest guy there is.
Wait, it's all gay? 🧑🏻🚀
yes, that's how they're convincing everyone on social media to do free advertising for this hideous, $40 popcorn bucket.
That's literally what I thought when I saw it. Like what's the appeal? GB a popcorn bucket with your boy?
I got badly traumatized by seeing the scene in the beginning, where they cut off Imhotep's tongue, and put him alive in the sarcophagus, and throw the buckets of those flesh crawling beetles in there, and have never been able to watch the mummy movies. Seeing posts like this is probably good, since I get more hilarious thoughts about them. Maybe if I see enough shitposts like this, I will be able to watch them some day. So, thank you, kind stranger, for cursing me with this.

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