A dour man looks down and sighs "man, I need to do something about this year.

Two rats appear before him.

His eyes shine with excitement.

He plucks up the rats and hoists them toward his mouth as a fascinated onlooker closes in. "holy shit no fucking way. Eat..two..rats.. EAT TWO RATS!" The spectator chants, pumping his arms.

A crowd forms around the man as he lowers the rats into his mouth. "EAT TWO RATS. EAT TWO RATS" they repeat in unison.

The ground splits open as a stony mass rises from below.

A shrieking horned skeleton pierces up through the earth and spins flesh onto its exposed bones in a horrific, meticulous spectacle of warping gore

The form of the devil rises from the pit, points, and joins the chant. "EAT TWO RATS"

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[–] 6 points 1 week ago

I dunno, this is a great way to end up with two-rats syndrome.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    God I wish I had two rats

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago