All the more reason my next dog is a golden.

"Bones! Lemme eat the bones!"

Mine just raised her hackles to sniff some two-dimensional black cat yard stakes.

This year I had a chicken wire ghost (man in a hoodie) in my yard. Is was painted with green UV-paint and lit up with UV spotlight from nearby bush.

My minpin does not understand what it is, staired at for a while and keeps a healthy 5 meter distance to it, but does not bark at it.

He usually barks at everything.

He ignored all other decorations.