Cathode ray tubes? Someone help out a non-American

I’m glad pretty much every other comment interpreted CRT the way I did. Getting one of those from trick or treating would be the ultimate haul.

My mom caught some old man trying to sneak universal healthcare in my treat bag. Damned creepy Bernie.

I wouldn't mind a CRT TV

Cathode Ray Tubes?

That would be a big fucking piece of candy to fit a crt monitor

GIVE

Liars! They keep promising cool stuff in Halloween candy, but all I ever get is candy!! >:(

I remember my mom going through my candy looking for razor blades or whatever.

We also had to keep our animals inside because they might be stolen for satanic rituals.

I think little Timmy would notice a 60lb CRT behemoth in his little plastic pumpkin......

CRT? Like the televisions? If so then yes please give me one ASAP.

God damn Trinitrons. Get your own tree fiddy.

We used to get even worse propaganda in the 80s.

One house would give out creationist pamphlets with comics about evolved monkeys and Christian bullshit.

The problem was they were in the same area as one of the full sized candy bar houses, and we could never remember which was which, so they got us multiple years.

If somebody slips in the Epstein Files, then by all means.

In the 70s, it just wasn't Hallowe'en if you didn't get a Chick tract in your candy haul.

Or RAM.

I found a satanic trans-furry republican in my kids candy. It looked me in the eyes and said “eat a queer fetus for Jesus”

Thanks J’Biden