Well someone certainly isn’t driving off with that hoop anytime soon

“First they came for our nets, then they came for our hoops. Will you let them come for our backboards?”

Thank God. Can you imagine having to deal with crimes like... pick-up basketball game

Oh no! It's The Enemies of Fun!

Whoever did this is simultaneously a wretched malcontent, and a creative genius.

Can't have shit in Detroit.

Hacksaws are hard to use inside a car. This would take two seconds.