There are two kinds of hose dogs:


Waiter: May I read you our selection of beverages?
Dog 1: Sure!
Waiter: We specialize in fine bowl water, but if that's not of your liking we have also THE HOSE.
Dog 1: Hose!
Dog 1 (thinking): No... I gotta act sophisticated to impress her.
Dog 1: Bowl.
Dog 2: Hose sounds great!
Dog 1 (thinking): The One.
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