There are two kinds of hose dogs:

Waiter: May I read you our selection of beverages?

Dog 1: Sure!

Waiter: We specialize in fine bowl water, but if that's not of your liking we have also THE HOSE.

Dog 1: Hose!

Dog 1 (thinking): No... I gotta act sophisticated to impress her.

Dog 1: Bowl.

Dog 2: Hose sounds great!

Dog 1 (thinking): The One.

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[–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Her collar goes from white to pink

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