If you can make a lightweight bottle out of thin plastic that can contain a fluid at 15k psi, and reliably deliver that to grocery store shelves without detonating prior to purchase, you are very much in the wrong business.

Was expecting something like "a mild, creamy sauce, but one in six bottles has 500000 scoville units".

Even if the bottle was made out of unobtainiun so it wouldn't explode, you'd feel that the bottle has no give when you pick it up. Wouldn't be very surprising

Got some steel plate that you need to cut but have no tools? Ken's got your back there too!