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[–] 46 points 1 week ago

And they say romance is dead.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 week ago (1 child)
  • [–] 32 points 1 week ago

    thanks u too

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  • [–] 28 points 1 week ago
    [–] 23 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    If she tells me nice cock, I know she's lying. It don't even work right half the time.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    My brain really wanted this to be a limerick.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago

    "Great another generic empty comment....why don't they ever say anything new, like what about my hands?" - block.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    I never really got poetry. Until now.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I read this in the voice of Eminem

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Nice cock bro

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago
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