What’s even easier than humans evolving kangaroo-like pouches to gestate their fetuses is humans forcing kangaroo surrogates to gestate human fetuses for us.
The solution exists, we just haven’t exploited it yet.
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Do you know how mother kangaroos clean the baby poop out of their pouches?
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You've got an anus! That's plenty secure for your car keys.
Therefore God doesn't exist and evolution is a lie. QED
The same reason centaurs don't exist: baby humans can't hold their heads upright on their own for months. Poor li'l foals'd snap their own necks just by existing. 🥲
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Id like a pouch to hold my 20 piece golden crispy chicken mcnuggets
Our source code has been locked and set to private so we can't add new features. We're getting closer with gene therapy, though.
But seriously, we lack evolutionary pressure to evolve much of anything positive.
to get brains this big we need to be a useless embryo for a long time
placenta and long gestation is better to develop our brain
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