Right? I mean, legendary points for upright ambulation and sweat glands to make our distant ancestors the first (?) distance hunters, walking/jogging their prey to exhaustion. (Also, apparently the most efficient way to "run", according to many athletes.)

First mover advantage for the win! Still, minus a bajillion for making our progeny so "cute" they're basically Disneyfied worms. (Until they learn to walk?! Who does that? Eesh.)