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[–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Than you for doing halloween content

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I didn't even realize it was October!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    That's OK, it's usually not October most of the time.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    There's a trick to being able to tell if it's October. First, go to a big store. If you see a Halloween section, then there's about a 1/4 chance it's October, 3x better than the usual 1/12 chance of guessing it correctly.

    And for even more accuracy, if the candy is on clearance, you missed October this year.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Thank you for creating cemetery content!

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    That's where dead people go! Thanks for engaging!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Coincidentally, that's also where living people go sometimes.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    I want to see sexy vampire Bean!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    She looks a little bit familiar. Also, where the eff did bean go?

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating compulsively engaging conspiracy content that I will definitely engage with at face value and never question!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    God fucking damnit Bean! You had the zannies! I sold them to you!!!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

    I think I'm starting to piece some clues together on how Bean got infected with BPD...

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
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    Lets just say panel 3 suggests he's not the only one with BPD, I just didn't realize humans could get it too!

    Or maybe Zimmer's BF is actually 3 beans in a trenchcoat

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    Matt Walsh?! He can't keep getting away with giving all of our disney princesses BPD!

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

    Thank you for continuing content!

    I know who's searching for vampires and smokes whatever bean smokes in graveyards at night...

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)
  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

    Don't you know the story about that one french girl who didn't want to wait for her romantic vampire to come so she took the matters into her own hands and dyed her hair with schwarzkopf?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

    This one https://lemmy.world/post/46740612

    You should ask sl he has the paper version of it.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Yes. It's the story of a girl in the 90's or early 2000's who dyed her hair and try to find a vampire to become a vampire herself. But it doesn't happen and she works at McDonald's and grows old. And there's a twist at the end.

    And in the sequel she unplugs (and kills) all her relatives which are plugged in with neuralinks. This one is in french and english and fun.

    I wanted to make a third issue but I got depressed and high and then I had to work...

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (2 children)

    I like how the cemetery at night looks like a surface of a completely different planet. It matches my personal experience of things looking different at night.

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