Stickers.

Window stick-ons that don't really stick very well and just come off when it's hot enough outside.

Car horns. I'd ban them all if made Empress of the World for a day.

People chewing or slurping. I cannot understand ASMR. Makes me irrationally angry where I want to stab a fork into their eye.

But I like stickers. :)

When I don't have enough space on my water bottle for new cute stickers.

When I do not yet know whether there are stickers.

Diamond commercials. And to a lesser extent diamonds themselves.

I always end up saying “diamonds; that’ll shut her up!” When they play on the radio.. idk where it came from but the commercials drive me batty, so it makes me feel slightly better.

Long nails, especially fake ones. They give me the ick in ways I can't explain or justify.

When people explicitly ask for your number to keep in touch and then don’t. Like, don’t ask then?

Edit: it’s common as a social nicety and I wish it wasn’t

Barbecue sauce.

The word "lush". OH GOD SHUT UP

Other people biting into and chewing an apple crunch crunch crunch aarrggh