Next press conference: "they're doing amazing things with the skateboard - you heard of the, the, and the guy was fat, real fat, much fatter than me. I'm much slimmer. So the skateboard it's small now, have you heard this? So small. Just need the finger. 2 fingers. So small. So we're gonna use the skateboard. Just 2 fingers. China can't make em this small. Just us. Just USA. And the skateboard will take the bombs straight to Iran. No need for aircraft carriers anymore. Just the skateboard."

This is the presidential equivalent of copaganda

Don't try to humanize him after everything he's said and done the past 8 decades. It's gross.

I see Bieber got fat

This is so irrelevant that I can't be bothered to find out if it really happened or not.