Ran fine for 55 years and now she's straight busted. ๐Ÿ™ Doubt I can keep up with a younger model, but this one didn't even have wrinkles or white hairs! Not that I got money for a trade-in anyway. Do Asians have a warranty that goes into the 50K range? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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[โ€“] 10 points 1 week ago (1 child)

I would not be happy if my wife posted a picture of me sleeping on lemmy lmao

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  • tf is this post

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Have you tried to switch her off and on again?

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 1 week ago (1 child)

    what a weird way to sleep...
    how is that comfortable enough to sleep.
    are you sure you didn't push her off of you when you got up and she is unconscious so she can't re-adjust yet?

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  • [โ€“] [S] 1 point 1 week ago

    Nope! I just thought it funny because I had never seen a human do that outside the scene in Back to the Future. "Holy shit! A real-life example!"

    I poked her and she unwound without waking. That might have hurt had it gone on.

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