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[–] 60 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Wank me up when November ends

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Isn’t end of November still November?

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  • [–] 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    You mean Nonstop Nut November? I do that every year! I'm always interested in novel ways to keep it fresh!

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  • [–] 24 points 2 weeks ago

    Ribbed for your pleasure.

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    [–] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Jerk off? During Locktober?!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Don’t cook your hand first, buddy. It feels the best fleshy and gooey.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Ever did the barbed wire trick? You start by wrapping your hand in barbed wire and then continue as usual.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    Idk about y'all but I'm not fucking my hand when jerking off. More texture on my hand wouldn't make a difference lol

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Let me guess, you're uncircumcised/natural?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    Use tiger balm like a real man

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    This person needs to drink more water. No comment re: their masturbation habits

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    the gratinator

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