*barbecue sauce

What else were we expecting from 4chan user?

Gay:anon had tits, which makes them a girl. And everyone knows they're the gayest thing a man can do

There are no girls on the internet (rule 30). Which means OP is a man who sent a shirtless picture of themselves to another man, which is pretty fucking gay.

You're entirely correct.

The only problem is, you're applying logic and real human empathy, to an imaginary story, meant to draw upon the self-pity and jealousy of incels, in order to get engagement.