Screenshot of Mastodon post from @whalesnrainbows@sfba.social, that says:

“tf when you compliment a girl with the maximum amount of compliments your dumb lizard brain can come up with & she asks what else you like about her 

Flirting is a rap battle against yourself & let me tell you, I got bars/hands”

And includes the common “tired boxer” meme template, with a cgi boxer standing, ready to fight in the upper left corner, and then that same boxer sitting down drinking water at the bottom center of the image.

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[–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

She wanted you to kiss her on the mouth.

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    [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    Then you got dumbasses like me that can't tell you're trying to flirt and aren't just actually really interested in my boots. Like hey thanks you're super hot - and now for a ten minute lecture on blake stitching techniques for platform soles!

    I was at a show with some friends and wound up in a conversation with a girl I've had a crush on since I was a kid, which eventually escalated to her doing a full standing split against me with one leg wrapped around my neck while feeding me cherries by making me bite them off the stems she was holding in her mouth (gymnasts. Woof.) and I still managed to convince myself she was "just being nice".

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