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[–] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Java: at least it's not PHP™

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  • [–] 7 points 2 weeks ago

    Well, it was new in the 90s...

    But it's still somewhat correct. It's getting less and less so with time, but still applies.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Now that's a meme I haven't seen in a very long time.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago

    😂 on point

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    [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Nothing like debugging a Java Spring Boot application where every dependency is injected at runtime and nothing makes sense anymore and each class has hundreds of annotations, each getting progressively more psychotic.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    Not to mention the stack traces. Gotta scroll through 100 abstraction layers just to find where your own code even starts... And that's if your code was the issue.

    Most days I actually like programming in Java, but these dynamic injection libraries are god awful to debug. I'm convinced that there is a growing number of vibe coders who have no idea how proper web services actually work.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    That's what we were saying 20+ years ago. and again all the way back to Java 1.0.

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