Be really rich and have compromat on elected officials.
That or live in a country that doesn't do punishing incarceration like a Scandinavian country. Still awful being locked up, but at least live with a modicum of decency.
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Provide teenage girls to DJT and his pals
Commit a crime in a country that's actually committed to social reintegration and reducing recidivism.
Be an investment banker
Rob less than 25k
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