I say he's not going far enough. Why not rename the country to American Americas of America? AAA will always and forever be first wherever alphabetical order is invoked. AMERICA FIRST!

Google complying with cuck daddy in 3,2,1.

how are we going to do this with new york, new jersey, and new hampshire?

New Mexico says Trump should immediately go fuck himself

Wait until he finds out we have states called New York, New Jersey, and New Hampshire.

I'm so fucking tired

I think they'd have to secede to do that

Ohh oh say can you....also tell that guy is just so stupid? By the da...

New Mexico should change its name to New New Mexico and be given back to Mexico.

Well, the distractions kinda worked.

Have y’all heard a peep about the Epstein Files in the news anymore? At work? Heck, it’s pretty slow even on Lemmy.

The kid in class who finally gets one good joke off and cannot let it go

pedo say what

Bruh if anything they should change their name to Formerly Mexico now