Uncontrollable cravings for anal sex.

Spinach and kale are high in fiber and other stuff that can clear up constipation. Makes it riskier to trust a toot or have someone go to town probing about your large intestines

The meme suggests that eating high fiber foods act as some sort of potentially quick laxative.

That’s not how fiber works at all.

Hmm, if the gun can think, but firing is an autonomic action, are they a player?

An hour?! Bottoms really be power washing their buttholes that long?

I prefer my anal sex to be a surprise.

How many men you think are like "eww icky butts!"? If a girl is going to let you bust in her ass, you don't ask questions, you just whip it out and stuff that bhole full of cock or you're going home not having fucked a butt.

I think the image implication is more getting the runs, than having a not-pristine asshole though