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[–] 113 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Fyi, that's an invasive spotted lanternfly, which often infest the invasive Tree of Heaven.

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  • I had a 30' tall tree of heaven with about a 1' diameter trunk fall over in a storm and land on my used school bus (aka a skoolie). The bus was completely undamaged, not even scratched anywhere. Those things grow really fast but they're very light, basically balsa wood.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    I went and checked where this fellow had his natural habitat (so I wouldnt kill it if it had its habitat where I lived), it is invasive in everywhere but china apparently, so feel free to crush em if you are in europe or whatever.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 weeks ago

    Great PSA. Don't think I have them where I live but we do have Tree of Heaven

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  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)
    • Slap it
    • Suck it
    • Fuck it
    • Smoke it
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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I added 4 more steps afterwards silly! Do I need to explain further?

    • Slap the pussy
    • Suck the dick
    • Fuck the pussy
    • Smoke the cigarette

    ...

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  • [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    I thought the lantern flys are less of a problem stateside now? I thought the intial problem was spiders and other jawns didnt know they could eat them, but now they are eating the lantern flys?

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    They are there but I can't say they are still a problem. They are sometimes all over my porch.

    (intrigued by your use of jawn, I haven't been to Philly in a while.)

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Lol yea, jawn is a very widely used word. For pretty much anything.

    Had a customer at my counter the otherday, and even my coworkers were astonished at how often me and him used jawn, almost every single time in place of a different word. It wasnt till the coworkers bought it up to me afterwards I realized just how many times we used it, close to 12.

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