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[–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

We've had kill, we've had fuck, when do we get to marry computers?

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    [–] 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Well the computer said I have to fuck it. I guess i have to fuck it.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

    If I fuck the computer then wouldn't it be cumtent?

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

    This is not the subreddit to discuss such vulgar questions!

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

    Ok which subreddit should I use for cum content?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    βœ‹πŸ‘πŸ«³πŸ‘πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘πŸ‘ŽπŸ«΄πŸ«΄βœŠπŸ‘‹βœŠπŸ’¦

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  • [–] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I seen an anime about this.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    First it's kill computers, now it's fuck computers. What next? Marry computers??

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

    I cant! I don't have enough memory!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

    Thank you for giving me the go ahead I need to interface with my computer.

    I think I gave it a virus though, and it installed a program inside me.

    The girl on the cover needs 7 words before I call her a whore

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

    Yeah, that can happen, but you agreed to the risk by interfacing with it! Nevertheless, wouldn't you agree that overall your life has improved though?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

    Does this mean I’m allowed to slop now because my offspring willl be part slop?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    pmjv made love with someone in a bob and hasn't gotten over it, prove me wrong.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    The content compels me to give thanks

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  • [–] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 child)

    Content is power

    Engagement is life

    Computo is death

    (Thank you for cumming to my TED talk)

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    You shouldn't give coffee to your the computer

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    Thank you for creating β€œget this chatbot a date” content!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

    Thank you for creating graduated content!

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